The highly-anticipated Germany-Portugal match turned out to be a rout, even before Pepe’s flash of anger got him sent off. The Germans were all over the team in claret, dragging them this way and that. Portugal’s first bad decision came when João Pereira pulled down Mario Götze in the box. Up steps Thomas Müller… and in goes the ball. Twenty minutes later, Mats Hummels got a running start off a corner to head the ball in… 2-nil.
Hummels rising like whatever the German word is for salmon.
Then came Müller’s obvious theatrics, which raised Pepe’s ire… but why he let the blood rush to his head, we’ll never know… probably because that’s what Pepe does. Portugal are down to 10-men and Müller goes on to score two more goals, rubbing salt in Portugal’s wounds. After the match, coach Paulo Bento claimed the referee was biased against Portugal, but that’s pretty rich considering their record for flopping around (and taking pride in it). Germany 4-0 Portugal.
The other match in this group featured two teams trying to capitalize on Portugal’s slip. The U-S-A came out as expected, playing organized and physical football. Clint Dempsey gave the Stars and Stripes a dream start with the fifth-quickest goal in World Cup history. After that, things calmed down a bit. A couple of USA injuries (Jozy Altidore’s tournament appears to be over after a hamstring injury, Matt Besler came off at the half) meant that Jürgen Klinsmann had to make subs earlier than he would have liked. Ghana got a kick start in the second half when Kevin-Prince Boateng came on (it was surprising that Akwasi Appiah started neither Boateng nor Michael Essien in midfield). The Black Stars’ shots started flying in, albeit most of them from way outside the box.
Brooks in disbelief
After being down for 80 minutes, Asamoah Gyan gave a lovely little backheel pass to Andrew Ayew who flicked the ball past Tim Howard with the outside of his left foot. Pandemonium amongst the Ghanaian support. However, just four minutes later, the American substitute John Anthony Brooks — a man born and raised in Germany — scored a header off a corner… and earned himself his own Wheaties box. USA 2-1 Ghana
Brent P. Lanthier
The first game in this group was set to feature a set of superstars versus a young upstart squad. The second game was supposed to have a continental champion overwhelm an also-ran; fail on this one as well.
What a disappointing performance from Argentina. Expecting a fearsome foursome at the top, Alejandro Sabella decided to drop Gonzalo Higuaín and Ángel Di María, plus he fielded essentially six defenders. So it’s no shocker that they only led at the half because of an early own-goal from Bosnia & Herzegovina.
Higuain’s introduction was critical
Sabella changed it up at the half and brought on Higuaín and Fernando Gago. More option meant more men for the Bosnians to defend against and that allowed Lionel Messi to score. Check out the goal here… Messi makes his run, passes it to Higuaín, who gives it right back to Messi, who hadn’t stopped running until he’s ready to take his shot, and then it’s in. Bosnia would get one back late but that was it. Argentina 2-1 Bosnia & Hezegovina
As for today’s match, let’s just say Nigeria blew their best chance at three points in this group. Iran was content to batter down the hatches, but as the game went on, so did the Persians’ sense of adventure. Stephen Keshi’s frustration showed early when he subbed on Shola Ameobi for Victor Moses in the 52nd minute… and then Peter Odemwingie for Ramon Azeez in the 69th. Neither Ameobi nor Odemwingie exactly lit up the Premier League this season… and their work rate was no better today. Nigeria dominated possession… but as we so often see, possession means nothing. This World Cup gets its first draw after five days of play. Iran 0-0 Nigeria
Brent P. Lanthier
Goals are coming fast and furious in this World Cup, which is a refreshing change from the cautious approach of the last couple of tournaments. However, some teams can’t defend so they resort to grimier tactics.
Seferovic scores in WC debut
Switzerland‘s reputation as a tournament dark horse was tested right away, as Ecuador pushed them high up and got the first goal (off a free kick, mind you). However, the Swiss substitutions made the difference. Admir Mehmedi came on for Valentin Stocker after the break, and three minutes later, he headed in the first Swiss goal off a Ricardo Rodríguez corner. Rodríguez had a super game, especially during the free-for-all at the end when he sent the cross across the net for substitute Haris Seferovic to send the ball into the net, breaking the deadlock in extra-time and sending Swiss supporters into delirium. Switzerland 2-1 Ecuador
Benzema was involved with all three goals
Honduras didn’t exactly cover themselves in glory yesterday. Besides sitting back while France came at them, they forgot to aim for the ball. Consequently many of their kicks finished on the shins and hamstrings of French players. The height of stupidity was achieved by Stoke City’s Wilson Palacios, who drove Paul Pogba in the back while the French player went for the ball. A second yellow for the Honduran meant his team was down to 10 men for the entire second half. Karim Benzema easily put home the penalty and France were on the board. Benzema actually had a hand in all three goals: the second was a shot off the post that the goalkeeper bobbled into the net (requiring the use of goal-line technology), and the third was a cracker. France 3-0 Honduras
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