Craven image at the Cottage

Sorry, Fulham fans. Apparently the history of your football club is so thin and weak that there’s no one from your inglorious past to immortalize with a statue outside your West London stadium. But it gets worse: your wacky owner feels the need to fill that empty space with a (simply dreadful) statue of deceased drug addict  and child-molesting pop star Michael Jackson, who attended one (yes, one) FFC match back in 1999. And there’s more. At this weekend’s unveiling, when footy fans and even art critics got their backs up about this nonsense, that same crazy conspiracy theorist, better known as Mohamed Al Fayed, called you all “stupid” for questioning his choice of Craven Cottage imagery, and tells you to “go to hell.” If distressed Fulham supporters decide to take Al Fayed up on that offer, at least they won’t have far to go: Chelski’s ground is less than a mile down the road.

Ian Harrison


Filed under Premier League

3 responses to “Craven image at the Cottage

  1. Kev

    “I’m looking for the man on the bench”
    “I’m wondering if he’ll change the game”
    “No sub could make a bigger difference”
    “If you want to make the Cottage a better place”
    “Take a look at Zamora and make that change…”

    Oh the possibilities are endless.

  2. “Danny, are you OK, are you OK, are you OK, Danny?” (Murphy)

  3. Kev

    “He’s out of our lives, he’s out of our lives.
    Hodgson has left us and we don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
    One date at the Europa Cup, we were so cavalier,
    Now the way it stands, he’s in the West Midlands.
    He’s out of our liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives”

    How much fun could you have with this?

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