Here are my final picks for each club’s player of the year. Get your own blog if you don’t like it. I’m just kidding, please don’t stop reading ours. I have to send my imaginary kids to private schools…
Sunderland: Darren Bent (ENG)
Deemed surplus to ‘Arry’s requirements at Spurs, Darren Bent pulled a Tevez and shot out of the gates. The former Charlton player proved Redknapp — and his grandmother — wrong by coming third in the Premier League’s scoring race. In fact, his 24 goals accounted for half of the club’s production for the entire year. He was the only Black Cat to start every single League game.
Future: Without Bent, Sunderland has no offence — Kenwyne Jones notwithstanding — and Steve Bruce knows it. He’s not going anywhere.
World Cup-bound? No. Bent made Capello’s premliminary 30-man squad. But he didn’t do much in the game against Japan, and likely blew his chance to impress Don Fabio, who was probably always going to take Heskey instead.
Jermain Defoe (ENG)
Spurs’ remarkable season saw them win admission to Europe’s top club competition for the first time in almost a half-century. So it was always going to be a tough choice on who to pick, but White Hart Lane’s tiny prodigal son was just a bit special on a talented team. Defoe played only 17 full games all season, yet he scored twenty-four goals in all competitions. Sweet revenge for the player who was pushed out by Robbie Keane and Berbatov, both of whom wilted after seeking out greener pastures.
Future: Seemingly safe at Tottenham, Defoe seems to follow Redknapp whereever he goes. So if ‘Arry gets it in his head to move again…
World Cup-bound? Yes. Defoe will likely start on the bench, but could be used as fresh — and fast — legs against tired defenders.
West Ham United: Robert Green (ENG)
I’ll repeat my warning: Beware when the best player on your team is your goalkeeper. The Hammers were dangerously close to the drop for much of the season, and it cost Gianfranco Zola his job. West Ham were a half-decent team on paper but failed to meet the sum of their parts. But Green kept them in it, despite facing a barrage of shots.
Future: Let’s hope Avram Grant builds a half-decent defence in front of him.
World Cup-bound? Yes. He’s wearing the number 12 but could be England’s number one on June 12th. Only Fabio knows.
Wigan Athletic: Titus Bramble (ENG)
Yes, I’ll say it again. Titus Bramble. A central defender on the league’s second-worst defence? Check. A name who still causes Newcastle fans to shudder? Yep. But Bramble seems to have drastically improved his concentration under the stewardship of Roberto Martinez. Rodallega barely scored in the new year and N’Zogbia played with flair. But Bramble did his job for Wigan this season, clearing the ball when he had to, and generally not f#cking up.
Future: After being run out of Tyneside with pitchforks and torches, Bramble may have found a home, even if they get relegated next season.
World Cup-bound? Good God, no.
Jody Craddock (ENG)
You know your offence is pitiful when a 34-year-old centre back is your second-leading scorer. Club captain Craddock scored five of Wolves’32 Premier League goals this season. The fans’ Player of the Season, Craddock is a dependable defensive general who does his job.
Future: Craddock just signed a one-year contract extension with WW.
World Cup-bound? No, but he could have gotten a glimpse, just for fun.
That’s it for the best of the Premier clubs. Up next, I’ll give you my Starting XI.