Ay Dios! Please no!

Diego Maradona is threatening to strip naked and run through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina win the World Cup. Shudder. Don’t get excited just because you dismantled Canada 5-0 on the weekend, buddy. There’ll be plenty tougher tests to come…you know, as tough as it would be for all of us to see you tango down the road in your birthday suit.